Everyone knows that Wednesdays are commonly referred to as HUMP DAY because they come in the middle of the week and we know that the rest of the week will all be down hill from that point. But that is an entirely different day from LUMP DAY!
Lump Days are those days when you are entirely to lazy to get out of bed. They are days that are aided and abetted by the fact that you turned the thermostat on the heating system down because the outside temps on preceding days had been in the upper 70s and mid-80s and then the outside temp suddenly dropped into the 20s overnight and it’s too damned cold in the house to get out of bed and turn the heat up! (Did I run on a bit with that sentence?) Anyway, getting down to the lean and mean of it, Mlle. Renee and I slept in this morning. And now, we’re running behind by several hours. And the laundry I was supposed to do today, will have to wait until Friday because I already have baking and cooking plans for Wednesday and Thursday. You know what Robbie Burns said plans? (No relation to Rob Byrnes renowned writer of hilarious fictions that you should read if you haven’t already. You can read more about both writers on Wikipedia.) So instead of doing anything serious or worthwhile, I diddle on this page.
SO MOVING ON TO MY SUMMER INSECT ORIGAMI PROJECT OF THE DAY … THE LADYBUG OR LADYBIRD.
LADYBUG or LADYBIRD
IT’S A CUCUMBER BEETLE!
IT’S A POTATO BUG!
“Surely, you jest!?” You’re saying. I’m sorry, but the maximum number of black spots you can get by folding the paper for this project is just TWO. And it took a hell of a lot of folding to get those two.
IN CASE YOU FORGOT …
TODAY WAS TAX DAY!
But it’s probably to late for you to do anything about it! Actually, I received an email from my online tax preparer on February 2 saying the IRS was now accepting tax returns of 2013. Since the weather outside was miserable, I sat down that afternoon and completed both my Federal and State returns and submitted them via the internet. Yes, I got refunds from both that were automatically deposited in my bank account before the month. Actually, it’s so easy to file your return these days, you don’t have time to bitch about it. Which takes all the fun out of life an taxes.
THE SUN CAME OUT TODAY!
IT’S STILL COLD THOUGH!!
So you think rainy days leave you feel damp and down in the dumps. Poor Mlle Renee is suffering from severe sunlight withdrawal. After two sun-filled days that she spent cavorting out in the backyard, she has spent a Sunday and now a Monday out on the sun porch watching the falling rain. Renee does not like rain. And to make matters worse the temps are dropping and the weather mavens are predicting snow this evening. SHUDDERS!!! What’s a poor dog to do? Other than go in and take a nap on Rob’s bed when the heat is turned on.
Actually, that’s the second time I folded it today. The first time I did as the directions suggested and used gold foil paper. Unfortunately, lighting reflections in the foil make it almost impossible to photograph. So I went back and used plan colored folding paper a second time.Notice that I didn’t show the beetle partaking in its favorite pastime rolling dung balls.
Now, if it will only stop raining long enough for me to go out and bring the trash cart back into the yard.
Yes, Alphonse, yet another cold front is rushing in tonight to take the Sun out of Sunday and drop the temps down to the near freezing marks. That means rain, storms, hail and winds. It also means the end of our two and a half days of SPRING in which we have been basking. And just when I discovered flowers blooming in my yard. First the back part of the yard which received a fair share of rain and snow this winter is totally covered with Lamium amplexicaule. You might recognize it as henbit.
They say that this fast growing green weed with tiny blue flowers is an edible green in Europe served with a crisp bacon and sweet and sour dressing. I’m not going to try it out. I not going to try eating it, because the area where it is proliferating is where Mlle. Renee leaves her daily deposits. I guess you could say she fertilized it good.
What were you expecting besides dandelions? The real spring flowers … tulips, daffodils, and hyacinths are just sprouts of an inch or two in height.
It’s like an ant parade from the base of the plant to the top of the buds and flowers.
And I still have that shirt, too! Guess I’ll have to wear it to dinner next Sunday with a bow tie and a white blazer.
But in order to take the picture, I had to go across the Mississippi River into Illinois and walk along the railroad track to get in position to shoot. And drat, look at all the power lines that got in the way. So I’m adding a couple of bonus pictures. I’ve been photographing the Arch for years, and this is the first photo I shot…
THE MONUMENT UNDER CONSTRUCTION
This was taken in 1965. It’s also a black and white photo, since this was before digital photography. And how many young men could afford Kodachrome film. I also took a photo from the top floor of the office where I worked the day center section was lowered into position to join the two legs. (Unfortunately, it’s stored on a slide in one of the many boxes holding years of slide trays that are stored in the back of the closets.)
And in case you’ve never been to Saint Louis to visit the arch in person and you’re wondering how people get up to the top of the 630-foot-high monument to look out of the little windows there … well, there are steps, but not many people would want to climb up them. Instead, there is a little train with little people pods that will carry you up and down.
The People Pod
And trust me, it is a real trip up to the top! By the way, the Arch’s real name is The Jefferson National Expansion Memorial and it is part of a National Park that runs along the Mississippi River at the exact location where French fur traders landed 250 years ago to found the city dedicated to Louis IX, saint and king of France. So we’re having a big birthday party around here this year. Come visit and help us celebrate.
Well, after way too many false starts, and way too much snow, hail, rain and unseasonable storms spring arrived in West Walnut Manor. And I was actually able to sit out on the back deck without wearing a snowsuit and read my Kindle in 70+ sunshine. And I must confirm, the Sunshine Makers were totally correct.
Then with a snail’s pace, I forced myself inside to work on today’s INSECTS OF SUMMER ORIGAMI FOLDING PROJECT ... TREE SNAILS
This is a Hawaiian Tree Snail!
Remember a couple of days ago when I proved the really can’t go home again! Well, in true never say die fashion, I’m at it again! This time I’m going to prove that you can really can be like a child again. I’ve had several gift cards setting in my Amazon account from my birthday and Christmas, and the other day I went shopping for those great B movies I enjoyed so much on Friday nights with my box of Ju Ju Bees and in the company of my Aunt Edna. And today, they arrived.
Reviews will be coming in the near future.
The keepers will be hiding eggs for their charges that day. Could be interesting.
AKA as Wednesday, the day in the middle of the week. So let’s get down to the business of the day.
WEDNESDAY’S ORIGAMI SUMMER INSECT OF THE DAY: THE CRICKET
Jiminy Cricket in person.
As voiced by Cliff Edwards (Ukulele Ike) he was one of the most memorable characters ever created by the Disney Studios. A lot of that fame goes to Wish Upon A Star, too. But getting down to the nitty-gritty, this is what a cricket really looks like.
A hat! He really needs a hat. And while I do a fairly decent Ukulele Ike, Mlle. Renee refused to allow me to sing. Party pooper!
THEN THE GLOOMY DOOMY CLOUDS COVERED IT UP FOR THE REST OF THE DAY: For some reason, ever since the groundhog saw his shadow on February 2, we’ve been reliving a deja vu version of that dumb Bill Murray Movie. Enough already! I don’t want to be a Gloomy Gus! I want to be happy and gay and sing all day like the Sunshine Makers! “Sunshine, sunshine, there’s nothing like the good old golden sunshine!” And Mlle Renee says the same thing!She’s lucky, she’s got her warm and fluffy blanket and pillows to keep her happy at nap time everyday. If people would just stop flashing the dumb camera at her all the time.
Any way it’s Tuesday and time for today’s INSECT ORIGAMI PROJECT!
Now I know there is no way I’m going to capture the utter uglyness of that summer insect with a sheet of origami folding paper … but, I’ll give it my best.
And I didn’t! Actually the background photo is better than the folded paper. Well, you can’t win them all.
The home where I spent fourteen years growing up once stood on that lot.