MLLE. RENEE GETS A SURPRISE!
{GOOD GRIEF! }
{SOMEBODY DUMPED WHITE STUFF ALL OVER MY YARD!}
{IT’S NOT ONLY COLD, IT’S ALSO WET.}
{I WAS PLANNING TO STAYING OUTSIDE AND RUN AROUND JUST TO ANNOY THE OLD GUY,}
{BUT THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE!}
{OH, OH, SOMEBODY JUST WENT UP ON THE FRONT PORCH …}
{WITH A PACKAGE IN HIS HANDS … }
{I’LL BET SOMEONE SENT ME SOMETHING!}
{NOW I BETTER KNOCK ON THE DOOR SO ROB LET’S ME IN TO SEE.}
{SHEE … IT WAS JUST THE YELLOW PAGE MAN… }
{AND ALL I GOT WAS THE PLASTIC BAG … }
{AND NOW ROB IS COMPLAINING ABOUT ME MAKING A MESS ON THE FLOOR!}
{SURE, NOW I DON’T GET ANY DOGGIE SNAPS!}
{I DON’T SEE HIM NOT EATING COOKIES, WHEN HE SHOUTS “F.U. RACHEL!!!” ON THE TELEPHONE AND SLAMS THE RECEIVER DOWN ALL THE TIME.}
{WHAT’S GOOD FOR THE GOOF, APPARENTLY ISN’T GOOD FOR THE FOURPAW.}
{I GUESS THAT’S JUST A DOG’S LIFE.}
Posted on January 22, 2013, in MLLE RENEE'S TURN and tagged A Mlle. Renee Story, doggie snaps, Just A Dog's Life, plastic bags, Rachel @ Card Services, snow alert, Yellow Pages. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.



Had a nightmare last night where I kept finding baby kittens all over the house and they kept going to Mlle. Renee for something to eat. Renee says it’s time for me to stop taking NyQuil before bedtime. Guess it’s back to pineapple juice spiked with bourbon again.
Poor hungry kittens…
They’re scary!