Category Archives: MLLE RENEE’S TURN

WORDLESS WEDNESDAYS: MLLE RENEE

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THE POSTMAN DELIVERS TO MLLE. RENEE!

Mlle: Renee always lets me know when our mail carrier is approaching the house to deliver the mail. Actually, she knows he’s coming when he’s two houses away. When he’s walking up the steps to drop the mail in the box, she’s standing at the front door. She always has to sniff the mail and let me know it is safe to bring into the house. The President should have security like I do. Today the mail was delivered and I brought it into the house. Only the mailman returned fifteen minutes later with a parcel delivery. It was a package for Mlle. Renee.DSC09157

Naturally, she had to sniff it out with her personal security system.  And she alerted me that she smelled doggies within! I told her that I doubted if anyone was sending her a puppy in a cardboard box. So, I opened the box …DSC09159

And to her surprise we discovered the box contained three handcrafted doggie pillows that was made by Renee’s favorite person from Texas, Miss. Becky. Renee was really happy to get a gift, but she didn’t know what to do with them. She had never owned her own pillow before. At first she shook the smallest one up. Then she throw another on into the air.DSC09160

Eventually, she realized she was supposed to rest her head on the pillows and she fluffed one of the up.DSC09162

She also discovered there was a soft, warm pink blanket in the box, which she put to use a nap time.DSC09164

Renee is quite possessive about gifts she receives, and she sent love and kisses to Miss Becky for making her lovely gifts like she has never had before.DSC09165

And when she went to sleep tonight, I made sure to tuck her in with her new things.DSC09166

Guess I won’t have anyone sneaking into my bed to keep me warm tonight.Nap Time

MLLE. RENEE SNOW ARTISTE!

Well, Mlle. Renee has been working on the snow in the backyard, and I’m convinced she is show artistic ability in her footwork.

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I definitely see a peace symbol in the upper left corner of this work.

RED HOT NIGHT TONIGHT

RED HOT NIGHT TONIGHT

And check the measured perspective of those intercrossing lines. And check the different geometric shapes in the design.

My dog has real talent!

Or, she could be leaving messages for the alien invaders.

RENEE SPEAKS!

Five years ago this month, a four-month old puppy was rescued on the streets of Saint Louis by the Humane Society Of Missouri. She was in pretty bad shape. Her puppy collar had become embedded in her neck and the whole neck was extremely infected and filled with pus. She also had a number of other cuts and abrasions from her life on the streets. She had been cruelly mistreated, and she was scared. Her rescuers felt she deserved a better life and they nursed her back to health. And four months later they put her up for adoption. That same day I walked through the adoption center, and she saw me and said, “I want you … take me home and I’ll love you.”

I did, and she did, too.

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Since then we have both been supportive of the rescued animal program, and we share responsibility for three more successful rescues and adoptions. We’d also like to ask all of our friends to support the animal rescue groups in your area.

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MLLE. RENEE GETS A SURPRISE!

{GOOD GRIEF! }  

{SOMEBODY DUMPED WHITE STUFF ALL OVER MY YARD!}

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{IT’S NOT ONLY COLD, IT’S ALSO WET.}

{I WAS PLANNING TO STAYING OUTSIDE AND RUN AROUND JUST TO ANNOY THE OLD GUY,}

{BUT THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE!}

{OH, OH, SOMEBODY JUST WENT UP ON THE FRONT PORCH …}

{WITH A PACKAGE IN HIS HANDS … }

{I’LL BET SOMEONE SENT ME SOMETHING!}

{NOW I BETTER KNOCK ON THE DOOR SO ROB LET’S ME IN TO SEE.}

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{SHEE … IT WAS JUST THE YELLOW PAGE MAN… }

{AND ALL I GOT WAS THE PLASTIC BAG … }

{AND NOW ROB IS COMPLAINING ABOUT ME MAKING A MESS ON THE FLOOR!}

{SURE, NOW I DON’T GET ANY DOGGIE SNAPS!}

{I DON’T SEE HIM NOT EATING COOKIES, WHEN HE SHOUTS “F.U. RACHEL!!!” ON THE TELEPHONE AND SLAMS THE RECEIVER DOWN ALL THE TIME.}

{WHAT’S GOOD FOR THE GOOF, APPARENTLY ISN’T GOOD FOR THE FOURPAW.}

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{I GUESS THAT’S JUST A DOG’S LIFE.}

IT’S A DOG’S LIFE … AND IT’S NOT EASY!

  It’s not easy being the glamorous Mademoiselle Renee. Sure, I get a lot of attention as part of the dynamic duo of Rob and Renee, but head pats on the street won’t buy you many Liver Snaps these days.

And actually, Rob will deny it, but he is getting old. He makes excuses for not going for a walk. It’s too hot to go out one day, and then it’s to cold to go out the next.

Then there’s his endless babble. He talks and talks and talks to me. As if my sole purpose is to listen to his inner thoughts and desires. You can’t imagine how bad it got during the recent election campaigns. “Did you hear what that idiot just said‽” Yes, he actually talks with interrobangs, and then he expects me to sympathize with him by sitting next to him with my head on his knee.  Come on man, go out and get a sex life!

Worst yet, is his singing! I don’t mind him playing his Casio keyboard, but when he turns it into a sing-a-long … enough already!!!  How many times to I have to listen to him pretending to be the Phantom or Prisoner 24601. Really, Rob, your boy soprano and chorus boy days are long gone. So I either just sit next to him or search through my toy box of torn, tattered and unstuffed stuff looking for something to chew on.

He just hates when I leave the toys spread out all over the floor and he has to pick them up again in order to vacuum the floor.

So, I just put up with him. If he gets too bad, I can always take a nap.

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