For some strange reason, I have been obsessed with folding origami cows this week.
Then I started spots on the cowhide … and then I was driven to making a cowpanion for my spotted cow.
You know, it was like the moo the merrier! I was coming up with cow puns that weren’t even punny!
What do you call two cows standing around chewing the cud?
And all because I seldom if ever see a cow! In real life or on TV! I’ve seen camels, zebras, sea lion, monkeys and a gazillion dogs and puppies. Today, I saw a commercial for a deer and rabbit repellant, and I thought the cute little fawn was a baby cow.
Oh, well, maybe the endless rain will end tonight and the sun with come out tomorrow. Then I can go to the zoo where I won’t see any cows.
At least the little petunia patch hanging on the deck railing will continue growing happy.
NOTE: For those of you who have no idea who Joe Btfsplk is … he was a cartoon character created by Al Capp for his daily comic strip called Lil Abner who lived in a bucolic rural town known as Dogpatch. Wherever he went, he was followed by that little thundercloud that brought bad luck for all around him. I guess you probably don’t know who Jubilation T. Cornpone is either.
When we fought the Yankees and annihilation was near,
Who was there to lead the charge, that took us safe to the rear?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone.
Old “Toot your own horn pone”,
Jubilation T. Cornpone, a man who knew no fear.
When we almost had ‘em but the issue still was in doubt,
Who suggested the retreat that turned it into a rout?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone.
Old “Tattered and Torn Pone”,
Jubilation T. Cornpone, he kept us hidin’ out.
With our ammunition gone and faced with utter defeat,
Who was it that burned the crops and left us with nothin’ to eat?
Why it wuz Jubilation T. Cornpone.
Old “September Morn-pone”,
Jubilation T. Cornpone, the pants blown off his seat.
Gee, where have you people been all my life?
So you think rainy days leave you feel damp and down in the dumps. Poor Mlle Renee is suffering from severe sunlight withdrawal. After two sun-filled days that she spent cavorting out in the backyard, she has spent a Sunday and now a Monday out on the sun porch watching the falling rain. Renee does not like rain. And to make matters worse the temps are dropping and the weather mavens are predicting snow this evening. SHUDDERS!!! What’s a poor dog to do? Other than go in and take a nap on Rob’s bed when the heat is turned on.
Actually, that’s the second time I folded it today. The first time I did as the directions suggested and used gold foil paper. Unfortunately, lighting reflections in the foil make it almost impossible to photograph. So I went back and used plan colored folding paper a second time.Notice that I didn’t show the beetle partaking in its favorite pastime rolling dung balls.
Now, if it will only stop raining long enough for me to go out and bring the trash cart back into the yard.
Well, the temps weren’t frigid, but the sky was totally gloomy with regular showers throughout the day. Colder air will be moving in tonight, followed by thunderstorms on tomorrow. Is there no hope for spring?
I actually took my chances of running between the potential raindrops and took a trip to my local stupid-market.
I figure that if I limit myself to one sneak snack at 70-calories a day, I should empty the bag on the same day that the freshness expires. But that’s only if I don’t have any visitors dropping by before they expire. I mean the donuts, not the visitors.
The goose had to lay, her GOLDEN EGG! And trust me, folding gold foil paper into an three-dimensional egg shape is a real folding challenge. Hopefully, a singing golden harp won’t be on the list as tomorrow’s challenge. If it is, I might be forced to eat two doughnuts.
Well, I was starved for some spring greenery! I have a near golf course green lawn of zoysia grass, but the way the weather is going it probably won’t turn green until August.
Has anyone ever come up with an answer to the question … why does only one sock in a pair get a hole in the heel leaving the other sock in perfectly good condition? I always save the good sock on the perchance that it might some day match a missing sock from another pair. It has never happened and a have a drawer full of mateless socks. There was a time when the lady of the house would darn the darn holed sock. My mother never would darn a hole in a sock. She said walking on the darned spot would cause blisters. The socks do make great cleaning rags that fit right on your hand.
I have no idea what it is. I call it a Gloomy Gus Bird. It was inspired by a flock of soggy birds sitting around their seed dish in the rain today. They were sitting around singing “SUNSHINE, SUNSHINE, NOTHING BUT THE GOOD OLD SUNSHINE!”
I just remembered! It was a Kiwi Bird!
MY DAILY CALENDAR FOR TUESDAY, DAY 309 OF 2013: Well, today was the first of three days a rain. Actually most of the rain came before Renee and I got out of bed this morning. Then we just had drippy drops falling on and off throughout the day. So that meant Renee had to make her out-of-door trips between the drippy drops. Then when she comes in, she stand at the door looking up at me and waiting for me to get a fluffy towel to dry her off. Would you believe that I have two sets of towels in the house marked HIS and HERS. You know there is no way to get all the short dog hairs out of a bath towel. (Don’t tell her, but her towels are the ones with the ragged ends.)
TODAY WAS GOOD STEWS DAY: Because today was so miserable, I decided to get out the crock pot and make a pot of stew. And boy is that a lot of work of cutting and chopping and all day cooking. But it’s so nice and warm to eat on a miserable day.
But where are the carrots and onions? Well, the onions disappeared in the long cooking process and I forgot to get the carrots out of the fridge. It was perfect though and I was able to store three more dinners in the freezer.
TODAY’S ORIGAMI CHALLENGE – KING ARTHUR’S CROWN:
Unfortunately, the crown was too big for any of regular cast of characters to wear. “But I’ll make you KING,” I pleaded. And my logical choice … said, “No way, I’m still hanging on the wall wearing that paper tie. Besides, don’t you know that uneasy lies the head that wears the crown?” Apparently someone has been doing more than hanging on the bookshelf. Apparently he made it to the Shakeseare on the top shelf. Anyway, he did suggest his nephew Artie who is king of the jungle.
(Besides, Mlle. Renee will never know I borrowed him to take the picture.)
And that was a trivia fact that I never knew!
MY CALENDAR FOR SUNDAY/DAY 202 – July 21, 2013: I was a bit under the weather yesterday, it was hot, sultry, humid and totally oppressive. So Renee and I slept late and stayed inside with the AC all day. OK, I did brush Renee with her magic fingers dog grooming brush that catches all the loose hair. If she could articulate the words … more, More, MORE … that’s all I would have been hearing. I did turn on the TV in the afternoon and we both stretched out on our personal sofas for an afternoon nap. Golf broadcasts are a great nap inducer.
THE SUNDAY ORIGAMI CALENDAR CHALLENGE – which was the same as the Saturday page and it again sparked another protest demonstration.
They decided to put a little bite into their barks of protest and chewed the calendar page to pieces. That will teach you to mess with origami lovers and/or origami characters.
Thankfully, the Mensa Puzzle Calendar has a workable puzzle for today, and the weather calendar has the next four days listed for no sun and a lot of rain I think I’ll spend the afternoon working the puzzle or taking a nap. What the heck! We could do both.
WEDNESDAY – DAY 191 - Yesterday was the hottest day of the year so far. That’s based on the high and low of the day.The high was 95, but with the extreme humidity it felt like 100+++++! So naturally, it rained this morning … so Mlle. Renee snuggled in bed listening to classical music on RAF-STL 107.3. It doesn’t have real call letters, because it is a low power / limited access FM station which the FCC calls K297BI. We live with the best we can get. Anyway, we didn’t get out of bed until afternoon. So I can say I haven’t done anything yet, and that will probably be my accomplishment for the day. I do have to go buy a new toaster, because my old one shorted itself out last week. But I do have a Bed, Bath & Beyond 20% off one item coupon and can use on a new one. Maybe I’ll do that tomorrow.
MY ORIGAMI CALENDAR CHALLENGE – BLUE WHALE
And here’s a Mensa Puzzle tickle your brain cells.
I got the first three while I was finishing this line. Until tomorrow!