Actually, the overnight low was 2 above zero, but the wind chill dropped that to somewhere between -10 and -15! Not that I went outside to test it. I did get up at 4:00 to let Mlle Renee out to water the lawn. That’s what happens when Renee doesn’t want to get out of a warm bed (mine) before turning in for the night. Anyway, she woke me up at four to open the door and let her out. I let her out, and before I could say “This floor is freezing! Why didn’t I put my slippers on?” she was coming through the sun porch door. (Why do they call it a sun porch in the middle of the night in the middle of winter?) Anyway, Renee beat me getting back to the bedroom, and was waiting at the door for me to turn all the lights off and get back to my bed. I think Renee must be a vampire dog, because she won’t go into my bedroom until I tell her she can come in. Then she comes in and waits for me to get in bed and pull up the covers before she jumps in and snuggle down. She’s a very welcome visitor on chilly nights. She doesn’t like to sleep under the covers with me, but prefers to sleep on a fluffy terry cloth beach towel I spread over my comforter. Also she snuggles next to my legs which she uses as a pillow for her head. She is probably the best sleeping partner with whom I’ve ever shared a bed. She doesn’t snore or toss and turn during the night.
To be honest, I’m not adjusting to the polar vortex winter we’ve been having. Tuesday I had to dress up like an Nordic explorer to trek to an appointment with my dermatologist. I wouldn’t think of cancelling because it took me three months to schedule it. Who thinks about frigid weather in November. But then yesterday, the temps moved into the upper 30s only to plunge overnight again. Tomorrow, the temp is going back into the 30s! And guess what? MORE SNOW!
And you wonder why I’m suffering and singing the winter blahs.
FRIDAY the 17th of JANUARY, and it was a day totally lacking in any hint of warmth. Unbelievably, I woke up at five and I felt as if I was sleeping in an igloo! So I called my faithful companion and coaxed her into my bedroom and onto my bed. She snuggled against my legs and feet and soon they thawed out. It took her about 30-second to fall asleep and start snoring. Naturally, I soon followed her.
We slept in until the alarm went off at nine. I got up and checked the remote external thermometer to discover that it was 13F out. Wish I had known that before I got out of bed. I had set the alarm because I was scheduled for a lunch meeting with a bunch of guys who went to high school with me. You would have thought that a bunch of well-educated older gentlemen would have had enough sense to choose a day that was a bit warmer for their lunch gathering. So I cleaned up, got dressed, and braved the chilling winter winds. Mlle. Renee went back to bed, and she had never even gone to high school.
The lunch was scheduled at the original Pasta House restaurant in University City and we spent two and a half hours mostly talking with eating in between. Then when we broke up, I stopped at a bakery and picked up some winter comfort food to take home.There’s really nothing better to eat on cold winter days than hearty, fresh-bake multi-grain bread with strawberry jam and a mug of hot cocoa. Also while waiting for my Metro bus to take me home I took this picture of an endlessly long and graffiti emblazened freight train.
And when I got home, the temp had almost reached 20 F and the snow was still falling.
And that was my totally chilling winter’s day.
MY DAILY CALENDAR FOR SUNDAY, DAY 356 OF 2013: And the remaining days of 2013 are quickly dwindling down to a precious few. Today I spent the day creating and wrapping the gift boxes I’ll be handing out on Wednesday. I’m not one for store-bought gifts. Instead I try to assemble a gift box that reflects the personality of the giver and recipient. (Not that I’m cheap or anything.) That’s why it took me all afternoon printing off things from the computer and wrapping up the boxes. Besides, it was quite cold outside today, and I only went out to feed the birds and take the trash dumpster down to the curb for pickup tomorrow. I also had a complete turkey dinner with all the trimmings. In other words, I cleaned-up all of the leftovers in the freezer.
FIRST LOOK TIP: The only place for the 6 is under the 1.
I don’t know why I thought today was the first day of winter. I guess it was because my calendar in the kitchen said it was. I should have known better since none of the weather wizards on TV were spewing all the winter weather trivia they had gleaned from their Old Farmer’s Almanac. I had a OFA, but I used it as a coaster for a potted plant last spring. Pot leaked and soaked almanac. So I threw it away! Then the plant died. Guess it had formed some kind of attachment for that soggy almanac.
So, I began preparing to welcome the winter solstice by writing my ode to the changing of the seasons.
FALL HAS FALLEN … AND WINTER RULES
SO NOW I CAN PUT AWAY THE GARDEN TOOLS!
Then it hit me like a snowball direct from hell!
WINTER DOESN’T START UNTIL RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!
AND I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED DOING MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!!!
So in spite of the fact that yesterday’s temp dipped to 22F it is still FALL … glorious FALL! It was like Ebenezer Scrooge waking up on Christmas day and finding out the temp is going to skyrocket to the mid-50s today. So don’t believe everything you read on the internet … until you get to the last line.
Today was the kind of day where you just wanted to snuggle up with a good book and a cup of hot chocolate. Unfortunately Mlle. Renee cannot have hot chocolate and while she has on occasion been seen promoting a good book that deals with canine issues she supports …
She really cannot read.
And also, she doesn’t think I should be reading when I could be taking her for a walk … even though it was dull, dreary, damp and damn cold out!
And who can say no to those pleading eyes?
Today, Renee decided to explore the tracks left by others.
AND REALLY DUMB HUMANS
WHO DON’T HAVE ENOUGH SENSE TO AVOID WALKING ON WET CEMENT!
And with that display of how dumb some two leggers can be, Renee decided to go home where it was warm inside.
Note … Ralphie’s brother Randy’s photo is from my favorite Christmas movie of all time – A CHRISTMAS STORY.