SO, HOW COLD WAS IT TODAY
It was so cold today in the Wicket City that you could hammer a nail into a board using a frozen banana.
It was so cold in Saint Louis today that the annual Polar Bear Club Ice Swim was moved to ALASKA!
My brain freeze from yesterday continues, but only one follower got the idea and opted to continue the thread.
SANDY LA ROUCHE: It was so cold in Saint Louis today that an exhibitionist stood in front of two old ladies and described himself.