PRIVATE PLEASURES … OR, THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT!

LittleDevil Ok, we all have our own little quirks, passions and temptations. Mine is one that usually only comes around once a year  at my local fast food eatery.

McRib

 

Yes, it’s that McMade meat concoction known as the McRIB Sandwich. I know it is just a machine masticated conglomerate of sundry cuts of pig meat parts I really don’t want to know about that has been reassembled into a what appears to be section of barbecued ribs drenched in tangy tomato sauce, covered with sliced onions and slapped between a hoagie bun. Go on, admit it … you get suckered into ordering them whenever they make their annual appearance. In my case, the devil makes me do it! And last weekend when I was out grocery shopping, the urge struck.

How could I resist?  The McShack was right across the parking lot from the grocery store. It was on my way home, and the devil said, “Go on, you know you want one!”  So, I ran in and ordered one, snuck it into my grocery bag and took it home. I knew from past experience that you do not eat a McRIB in public.

I hurried home, put my groceries away and sat down at the kitchen table to relish my tasty tangy tidbit. I picked my sandwich up and raised it to my mouth … and then the devil struck! Just as the sandwich reached my mouth, the sauce saturated pseudo-riblet slipped out of the bun and slopped into my lap! And it wasn’t the first time that had happened either. The devil makes it happen. And yes, I picked it off of my lap and put it back in the bun. And no, I didn’t lick the sauce off of my lap. Mlle. Renee, my housekeeper and canine companion did that.

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About Robert Edler

... a somewhat unknown and/or imaginary actor, writer, director, producer, photographer, friend, brother, uncle and all round good fellow that you really should get to know because he lives with that most glamorous fourpaw Mademoiselle Renee. (Mlle. Renee for short)

Posted on November 4, 2014, in MY WORLD AND WELCOME TO IT! and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. I am never tempted by the McRibs, but I’m guilty of eating McNuggets.

  2. Today, while i was at Walmart, waiting for my Mom – I was staring at the McDonalds wanting a sweet McTea and some McFries. In my head, the fries there were the best fries… the perfect amount of salt, the perfect temp. everything … and then I realized that Pooh was right, there is a moment right before you have what you are craving … before you actually take that first bite, and in that moment, that is when the taste is best. The wanting is never as good as the having… so I just stared at the McDonald’s. I still want those fries.

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