Category Archives: THE BOOK OF BOB
The EAT OR BE EATEN … the pancake that comes out looking like some form of alien being that would rather eat you than being eaten.
The SCRAPE-OUT … thepancake made with the last batter left in the bowl that has to be scraped out with a spatula where it sticks and has to be scraped off with a spoon and when it falls it never falls on top of the batter already in the griddle. By the way, that dark spot that looks like a raisin is really a CRAISIN because I wanted to see what a cranberry pancake would taste like. Surprisingly, it tasted just like a raisin pancake.
BOB’S OBSERVATION: No matter what a pancake looks like, it never goes uneaten!
Well, yesterday I was out walking the streets of West Walnut Manor with Mlle. Renee, my canine companion, when I spied an image smooshed into the asphalt.
ROB’S WORDS: smooshed – verb (smooo sht) Definition: the ultimate extreme state of being smashed, impressed into oblivion, / 1. Renard was hit by the steam roller and smooshed into a pavement painting. 2. He was beyond being smashed, he was totally smooshed!
I looked once, and then looked back. Holy Moose Murders, I had seen that image before …
To which, Mlle. Renee replied, “No, stupid, it’s the Michelin-man. He was probably run down by the garbage truck while changing a tire.”
So much for my brilliant man on the street discoveries.